Hello Malia, hello Sasha
Here I am, at Camp Debate’Ya
It is very entertaining
They say I’ll have some fun
When I stop blaming
You’re my daughters, and I love you
But I’m a loser, yes it’s so true
The media tried to reinvent me
But damn that Brietbart, he really snared me
That old Chris Matthews, Allah bless him
His tingles helped me into the White House
He freaked out roy’ly when Romney creamed me
He might not last thru election season
That Maui mansion sounds simply perfect
If things go as planned, we’ll be there tout-suite
Your mother’s moving out to Chicago
She just can’t take the fake bravado
So Malia, and so Sasha
You girls will have to cover my ass-ah
When your schoolmates ask all about me
Tell them Americans successfully nailed me
That’s good!!! :)