“carry a usable one in my pocket if you’re wearing a suit “
That line won’t fool anyone at the DUmpster: they know suits have sleeves for wiping noses- they’ve seen pictures.
"How come your sleeve is green?", "I dunno (as he wipes his nose with his sleeve)".
"Why's your hair all slicked back?", "I dunno (as he wipes his nose with his hand and continues over his forehead to the top of his head)".
Sorry, junior high memories. ;o)