Same-sex "marriage" isn't enough: 'I want to have babies the way straight people do'

Renew America ^ | 10-5-12 | Frances Kelly

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

Cheevers: First you buy a loser a lot of beers. Then you rape him when he’s still breathing. Maybe you will get lucky.

Or you could call Little Anthony’s Weiner (send picture), The Impreganator, many Rappers, Jesse Jackson Sr, John Edwards (he’s definitely available right now), or the Democratic National Party (they’re available to screw America, one person at a time).

You may want to be a “mother” but I think you left another part of the word, off.

[mongo141]

Sperm bank + turkey baster. Oh wait thats the part it she doesn’t like.... Well never mind.

[null and void]

Scrambled eggs? Did she really say that?

[rfp1234]

It’s easy and 0bambi will propose a program to pay for it:
one of the partners just needs to get an addadictomy.

[doc1019]

Same-sex "marriage" isn't enough: 'I want to have babies the way straight people do'

Go straight and all else will fall into place.

[Mr Ramsbotham]

One day I was looking in the frozen food section of a local supermarket and happened upon an item called “Vegetarian Breast.” So typical of the creeps, freaks and perverts. They profess to hate the real thing, but want a substitute exactly like it. To paraphrase a previous poster, they’re whacked.

[PGalt]

FReeper humor at its finest BUMP! ROFLMAO!

[Kakaze]

What I mean is that I want the ease, the convenience, the — dare I say it — naturalness that straight people have when starting a family

Then quit being unnatural.

[crghill]

Yeah well people in hell want ice water.

[Disambiguator]

Sperm bank + turkey baster

Don't forget the bottle of Chardonnay! After all, we're talking romance here.

[Alas Babylon!]

Miss Cheever: 'I want to have babies the way straight people do'

Then have sex with a man.

It REALLY is that simple.

Stan wants to have a baby.

[Rudder]

Dx: Body Image Psychosis.

[Domestic Church]

Let them die trying!!!

[bobo1]

well this is stupid. why should any scientist or biologist cater to a dizzy stupid lesbian.

my suggestion, moron, go to skewl, become a biologist and try to figure it out yourself. won’t work, but why should someone else work to make your stupid illusions come true?

why is this nonsense reported by the media?

opppppppsssssssss, i know, they are ignorant too.

blessings, bobo

[stevio]

Did someone forget the humor/satire keyword?

[stboz]

I am having a hard time believing that God makes no mistakes.

[Caipirabob]

It’s simple. First you let a guy buy you a beer...

For beer?!? I was always stuck with a full meal at the Brasilian rodizio...

Worth it!

[Venturer]

Spit and sperm are two different things. One will get you pregnant, the other will merely get you wet.

[hinckley buzzard]

Hey Michelle--screw you. Er, never mind.

[KC_Lion]

This is your field of study and expertise is it not?