[jonascord]

Even for someone as lazy and insulated from outside influences as the Current Usurper, the presidency is a high stress job. Even for no other reason than that sick feeling he has that when he loses his job, people are going to actually start looking into his past, and there is squat 'n squirt he'll be able to do to deflect or stop it.

Some author once pointed out that the only Pres that didn't seem to age rapidly was Nixon, and he was like a vampire. He seemed to feed on the stress.

[ConservativeDude]

Some author once pointed out that the only Pres that didn’t seem to age rapidly was Nixon, and he was like a vampire.”

Dang, that’s funny. And apt.

[lentulusgracchus]

Some author once pointed out that the only Pres that didn't seem to age rapidly was Nixon, and he was like a vampire. He seemed to feed on the stress.

Nixon handled his job with three fingers of brown liquor and frequent prayer and invocations of his late, sainted Quaker mother, Hannah Nixon. Having plenty of blood sugar from the booze had the virtue of relieving his liver and pancreas of frequent demands that they get up and deliver quads of energy to meet the strains of the office.