[immadashell]

Journalists were at such a total loss to explain Soetoro’s performance, or lack thereof, that it took the genius of Al “Fat Albert” Gore to find the real culprit — the altitude (it's amazing he didn't say it was AGW). However, leave it to Zero to find the real cause — Mitt Romney — since he couldn't seriously blame George Bush. Is this a new theme?

[Liz]

Obama agrees----says Al Gore nailed it when he said Obama bombed b/c of the climate change in Colorado.

I hear Obama is taking no chances w/ the next debate---he's coming prepared.

Watch for Obama taking the debate podium w/ a portable oxygen unit, a ProAir inhaler, snorkeling equipment, adult diapers, and an economy-size bottle of SuperBeta Prostate pills.