And...
I missed a round of golf today and was upset.
I broke a nail.
Reggie Love isn’t here in Denver to comfort me.
My dog ate my homework...
I was polishing my self-portrait...
Bill Ayers wrote my speech.. no wait, he didn’t....
It was my father’s dream.. I mean, I was dreaming... yeah, it’s a dream, I’ll wake up in high school naked.. yeah, that’s it...
Ryan is distracting me, teacher!
Clint Eastwood is talking mean to me...
I was bowing to somebody else...
I was thinking about Larry.. I mean, Michelle! Michelle!
I was inflating the tires on the limo...
I was getting Clinton coffee...
I was having a beer summit....
(Geez, this could go on forever...)