To: zeestephen
When our dog licks me, I always comment that she’s trying to find out what I taste like in case she gets the chance to eat me when I’m dead.
7 posted on
10/01/2012 6:54:04 PM PDT by
chrisser
(Starve the Monkeys!)
To: chrisser
My dog has a belly full of ham tonight. Now all I gotta worry about is those damn zombie turtles.
11 posted on
10/01/2012 6:56:07 PM PDT by
cripplecreek
(What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
To: chrisser
“When our dog licks me, I always comment that she’s trying to find out what I taste like in case she gets the chance to eat me when I’m dead.”
Actually it is to get that butt taste out of his mouth. (^;
27 posted on
10/01/2012 7:08:35 PM PDT by
Clay Moore
(The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of a fool to the left. Ecclesiastes 10:2)
To: chrisser
I used to have a cat who only would sit on my lap when I was really sick. My theory was she was waiting for me to die.
60 posted on
10/01/2012 7:42:47 PM PDT by
Mercat
(He's not President Kardashian, he's President BooBoo)
To: chrisser
(our dog) she’s trying to find out what I taste like in case she gets the chance to eat me when I’m dead.Morbid.
104 posted on
10/01/2012 8:42:24 PM PDT by
submarinerswife
(Insanity is doing the same thing over and over, while expecting different results~Einstein)
To: chrisser
Actually, your dog is trying to activate a canid reflex: a mother wolf will regurgitate partially eaten food for her cubs.
Your dog wants you to “share the wealth”. ;)
146 posted on
10/04/2012 8:29:48 PM PDT by
Altariel
("Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!")
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