“Men experiencing high fever, headache, stiff neck and rash are advised to immediately stop buggering each other and contact their health care providers.”
The very first symptom of the disease, is a banging in the ass.
“The very first symptom of the disease, is a banging in the ass.”
No, no, no! That’s the action that causes the symptom. The very first “symptom” is being “butt-hurt.”
There’s a lot of that going on these days.