[MaxMax]

Men listen up.
If you don't want to cook, use metal pans in the microwave while she is in the kitchen.
It's a very outrageously loud and scary occurrence that will earn you a ticket to the recliner.

[MacMattico]

Touche’!

Women listen up.

If you need something done and want the husband to do it pronto, just simply say “Oh, I'm going to (insert whatever time consuming and/or difficult job here). Could you just run out to the store for me and get what's on this list?” Then hand husband a list containing feminine hygiene products on it. Husband will practically beg to do the harder job every time! Ha Ha!