[Secret Agent Man]

Pershing’s solution works because they won’t get into paradise when executed, because the bullets are soaked in pigs blood.

[Salgak]

I’m well aware of Pershing’s Solution. You can upgrade it by rendering several tons of pig fat into liquid, and then spraying it at altitude over your target area, days or weeks before. Let it absorb and sink in. THEN apply the Hiroshima solution. . .