“From the photo, it looks like Hillary has porked up a whole lot! It might be a bit hard to throw her under the bus or anywhere else these days—LOL!”....This PIAPS must be orderin’ her pant suit with a larger waist. If the hildebeaste gets any larger, she’ll roll the bus over when they throw her under there. meebe that’s her strategy. Grampa said to hit a cow straight on, but swerve and miss swine, because a pig’ll roll your vehicle over if it gets under there. good advice.
Hillary Clinton and her chauffeur were driving through the countryside one day, when an old milk cow wandered into the road and was hit by her car and killed.
“Go up to that farm and explain what happened,” she told the driver, “and hurry back, we’re on a tight schedule here.”
So the driver walked up to the farm while Hillary waited in the car.
Time went by and after three hours he came back looking the worse for drink, with lipstick all over his body and a big grin on his face.
“What the hell happened to you?” blurted Hillary.
“Well,” said the chauffeur, “the farmer gave me a bottle of his best sour mash to drink and he and I sat there drinking like long lost friends, while his wife made me the most delicious and bountiful dinner I’ve ever experienced. Then the farmer offers me his two beautiful, voluptuous daughters and both of them made wild passionate love to me until I had nothing left.”
“What”? Did you even tell any of them what happened,” Hillary demanded!
“Sure I did”, said the driver”. “I went up to the farm like you told me to do and explained that I was Hillary Clinton’s driver and that I had just killed the old cow. Next thing you know ……………. “