takes all the fun out of drinking!
I can anticipate the Time and Newsweek headlines as butt chugging spreads across the nation:
Time- “Butt Chugging-The New Crack”
Newsweek- “Butt Chugging- Must we turn the other cheek?”
There will be calls for immediate legislative action to ban the scourge of Butt Chugging.
The Surgeon General will issue a report “Butt Chugging- a fundamental epidemic”
Senator Foghorn will proclaim “I for one will not bend over while the specter of Butt Chugging haunts our youth. Butt Chugging must stop. It is deadly, it is immoral, it is somewhat painful and messy at times.”