[Strategerist]

I’m pretty sure this is a gay thing. One look at the photo tells it all

BZZZZT. Wrong.

So what about his photo, exactly, led you to incorrectly conclude he was gay?

I love how people can magically determine whether people are gay, evil, etc. from a photo (when in reality they're actually cued by the accompaning story, or, in this case, by a misunderstanding of the story).

[miss marmelstein]

I guess my perv-dar got confused with my gaydar.

I’M SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SORRY.