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To: BlueStateRightist
I haven't seen a 'flight attendant' (what we used to call 'stewardesses') under age 49 on an American air carrier since about 1989.

They're even fatter than the aisle cart, mostly. I hate the aisle seats on airplanes, when every time that drink/food cart goes by I have Mabel or Shan'NayNay's giant fat ass bashing into my elbow and I have to sit with my arms locked foward like I'm diving into a pool until she finally gets by.

You fly on Dutch KLM to Europe, and the Euro girls are just hotter than hell. You fly back FROM Europe to the United States on an American carrier, and there's big old Luwanda there to grimace at you as you board the plane.

Flying coach on an American carrier sucks and will never get better, only worse. I'm sure Obama will bail them out by printing up trillions pretty soon.

The only solution is to fly first class anywhere, preferably on a non-American carrier. Even first class on an American carrier still kinda sucks.

32 posted on 09/26/2012 12:09:17 PM PDT by The KG9 Kid (Semper Fi)
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To: The KG9 Kid

Even if there is a hot us airline stewardess, you wonder how she can do her job with that broomstick shoved up her....


34 posted on 09/26/2012 12:18:11 PM PDT by longtermmemmory (VOTE! http://www.senate.gov and http://www.house.gov)
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