“I always heard about this underground railroad”, she said “but I’ve been all over the country, and I’ve never seen one - I assume that’s because they’re still underground.” The First Lady went on to propose a special project for the location and excavation of these long lost historical sites. “Somebody must know where one is” she said. “So we just need to start funding a dig, so we can protect and preserve this important part of our history.”
Please tell me you fabricated this quote - it’s a joke, right? Nobody (even Moochie) could POSSIBLY be that stupid!
Given the unusual fertility rates of black females (I have met black women who were grandparents before the age of thirty-eight), perhaps Michelle Obama was referring to Chicago subway riders being transported on the Underground Railroad during the Seventies.
Yes, of course I made it up. But the fact that you have to act says something about her, doesn’t it?