[Lonesome in Massachussets]

The thoroughness, attention to detail and utter elegance or your methodology shall forever stand as a monument to intellect of man in pursuit of the spark of scientific inspiration. If you do not get a Nobel Prize for this stunning achievement in the Advance of Science, then the prestige of the Nobel Prize itself is just that much more diminished!

I join millions of other scientists in saluting you!!!!

BTW, for $25.00 payable by check or money order, you can join The Association of Self-Congratulating Scientists. I await your check.

[Kenny Bunk]

I have refused the Nobel. Nobel invented nitroglycerin, you know. Some foolish country doctor prescribed it for my Uncle Elmer. Unc immediately felt better upon lighting the fuse, but was left with a terminal headache.

Dr. said, "...why if brains was dynamite that Elmer couldn't blow his nose."

However, as I hunger for peer recognition, your kind note was much appreciated. The $25 is on the way as soon as sugarin' is over. Bout April be OK?