[NoobRep]

Hey Mohammed go shove a pork sandwich up your a$$!

[I miss American Motors]

I hope this does not violate any Free Republic rules but here goes.

“Hey Mohammad next time I am on the pot taking an Islam would you mind handing me a page out of the Quran to wipe myself?”

There I have no officially insulted your prophet (pooh be upon him) and religion so nuts to you.