Liddy told one of the funniest radio stories I’ve ever heard.
Early one morning he was manning a military gatehouse at a base when a young private came dragging in from a weekend of debauchery in a Mexican border town. Liddy told him he’d better not have sampled any of the local ladies as they were rife with gonorrhea.
The private’s face went white as a ghost and Liddy told him the only thing that would help was to smear Vaseline all over his Johnson and wrap it in toilet paper, keep it that way for 3 days.
The next morning the medical officer held a surprise drop- your-drawers inspection in the barracks to check the men for signs of VD and had a “what the H3ll moment” when he saw the toilet paper mess on the private’s member.
During the “debate” I was talking about, Liddy is telling a story of the raid at Leary’s.
It seems there was a young couple in one room, er, “coupling” and the young man was at the top of his stroke, prepared to deliver his coup de grâce when Liddy kicked opened the door with his weapon drawn and yelled, “Freeze!”
The young man, though severely conflicted, complied.