[Travis McGee]

Stuff napkins in your cheeks before the photo op. The DMV folks don’t know you.

[Titan Magroyne]

>>> “Stuff napkins in your cheeks before the photo op. The DMV folks don’t know you.”

I’ve heard of that one & might give it a go on the next DL photo.

Seems to me that a man’s facial hair “gone eco-friendly” wild would be a great advantage here.

(We won’t discuss the *women* with disguising facial hair, LOL.)