I live in Arlington, but in my defense I make less than the median, and though I live off the government teat, I'm a defense contractor and I spend my days figuring out how to more efficiently kill foreigners, I swear, honest, so it's legitimate work.
And we are all very proud of you for doing so. Killing hostile and violent Foreigners is a Constitutional duty of the Federal Government.
Too bad the Obama administration sucks at it.