Thank you, Mr. President!
At last! At last! I'm in my 70s and overweight.. but at last! I get a chance!
I always wanted to play for the Los Angeles Lakers! Now I can do it. I can get a share of those tens-of-millions-of-dollar salaries and be a hero for the fans..
it's such a blessing thank you, Mr. President, thank you for taking time out of your day! Oooooooooh, gracious God, thank you so much!"