From the book of John:
17.For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth on him should not perish, but have eternal life. Except for Andrea Mitchell, God thinks she sucks.
18. He that believeth on him is not judged: he that believeth not hath been judged already, because he hath not believed on the name of the only begotten Son of God. Andrea Mitchell is the exception, no matter what, she's screwed. That's because Jesus HATES Andrea Mitchell.
Selah.
You have earned yourself some "OFFICAL LAZ COOKIES !!"