Who could be against patriotism? I call ‘the Patriot Act’ the “Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel Act”.
The ‘Affordable Care and Patient Protection Act’ is obviously the “Death-panel Act”.
The ‘Middle Class tax Relief and Job Creation Act’ is now dubbed the “Target tax breaks for favored constituents and crony capitalism Act”.
I swear to God that someday we shall see the “Motherhood and Apple Pie for America Act” or some such overinflated verbal garbage meant to obscure and distract.
Which, of course, will be a bill providing free or discounted abortions to the 'less fortunate', paid for by a tax on sugary desserts.