[Eric in the Ozarks]

I've filed complaints with Missouri's alleged Attorney General five times about “Rachel from card member services.” My phone # has been on the no-call list for a decade.
I now push “3” and get a live person on the line and introduce him to Mr. Police Whistle.

[Ellendra]

Mr. Police Whistle is great! I used to get calls every few minutes from some guy with a thick accent claiming he was from UPS and had a $250,000 check waiting for me. This guy was creepy and relentless, I had to unplug the phone several times just to get some peace. Then Mr. Police Whistle came into my life, and Mr. Nigerian Creepazoid never called again :)