[Dallas59]

I hope every Muslim see’s this video gets angry and attacks. We need more Muslim violence. It’ll overwhelm obammys attempt to whitewash Muslim plans for the rest of us.

[Daffynition]

I see their problem

Symptoms of Offended Muslim Syndrome (OMS)

• Irritability, agitation, anxiety at the sight of women who are not fully covered
• Prolonged rage or unexplained killing sprees
• Significant changes in immigration patterns
• Brooding about the past glory of the Caliphate
• Decreased effectiveness and minimal work productivity
• Difficulty in understanding new information without a trial lawyer
• Feelings of despair or hopelessness about the existence of Israel
• Recurring thoughts of death to the infidels

In order to guard against OMS, health officials warn individuals who are at risk to make sure that the objective reality they are exposed to does not:

• Make them aware of the outside world
• Trigger curiosity about the Western notions of "logic" or "rationality"
• Make life more enjoyable
• Cause them to question the need for martyrdom
• Have side effects such as independent thinking and longing to live as a productive individual
• Create an illusion that communication with infidels is possible without hostage-taking

Spontaneously developed methods and techniques are already in place to help OMS sufferers: the Paris Youth Group, the Gaza System, the Beirut Procedure, and, of course, the Zawahiri Method - an easy-to-learn, do-it-yourself way to eliminate anxiety whenever you find anything offensive, by removing any negative thought or feeling below the neck of the offending party.

This method has proven to be particularly effective in breaking the patterns of thought and behavior among non-Muslims, whose very existence is suspected to be the leading cause of pain of anxiety afflicting the Muslim world.