When the GAI report was initially reported in a Washington Post article by Marc Thiessen [on Monday 9/10], White House Press Secretary Jay Carney dismissed the report’s findings as “hilarious.”
Yup. First he said they were hilarious. Now he says it depends on what the definition of ‘attended’ is.
Wish I could vote in a battleground state
In related news Obama issued an executive order today declaring “attend” to mean “not attend.” SCOTUS will review the order, and already the Furies have been sent to hound Chief Justice Roberts, who claims his duty is to the dignity of the court. The legal definition of “dignity” is currently being taught in law school as “doing what the president and Congress want.”