[353FMG]

Have several loaded guns tucked away in various rooms in the house that only family members know the location of.

Just in case of unwanted surprises.

[JRandomFreeper]

Go potty in my house, and you have a loaded battle rifle in front of you that I haven't managed to put in overhead storage yet (next to the Christmas lights in the box). Some guests have mentioned it. One noted that it was Condition 1.

I'm not sure where they all are. I am sure one is handy to wherever I happen to be.

It's like ammo. If you know how much you have... you don't have enough.

/johnny