[JRandomFreeper]

My younger grandsons are just beginning to be allowed into my house. They have been through all the safety courses, and they get a safety briefing at the door.

I do use the Sgt. voice thing.

Every weapon is loaded and dangerous. Every counter has knives that you can't see because you are short (mostly true). Every wire can kill if you touch it (also somewhat true).

One of you is a spare. I hope I don't have to see which one it is, today.

Mostly, the little guys walk around looking at stuff with their hands in their back pockets.

/johnny

[GBA]

Good stuff. I’d like to use that someday.

[Still Thinking]

One of you is a spare.

What an excellent line! LOL