NASCAR Sprint Cup - The GEICO 400 at ChicagoLand - Sept. 16, 2012 - 1pm ET ESPN

NASCAR.com ^ | 9/13/12

[NormsRevenge]

Let the Chase for the 2012 trophy begin! It's ChicagoLand first up .. don your flak vests and extra absorbent Depends and get ready to boogie!!!

AS always , this race thread is dedicated to those who serve and have served our flag and nation, many giving the ultimate sacrifice. Godspeed.

[tubebender]

Lady Bender and one of the Little Benders are headed to SF early Wed morning to take in a Giants vs Broncos game at ATT park on Thursday. They won’t tell what they are doing the other 3 days?

[tubebender]

Fire the crew chief but keep the incompetent driver? That’s gonna fix it all right...

[happydogx2]

It’s all about the curves - as in $$$$$ signs. Well, maybe a bit about the curves too.

[happydogx2]

You know Norm is doing a really good job single-handedly putting these threads together. Maybe we should send him some doggie-biscuits for his oodles of poodles.

[tubebender]

You can do that for Norm as you have been King of the Hill all season which is blatantly unfair to the 99% of us who struggle get our share of left over points. DOWN WITH THE ONE PERCENT!!!

[happydogx2]

Do you want an Obama sign for your front 40??

I point my tail in your general direction.

[tubebender]

I just ordered another 382 additional Seal Lions for the lower Columbia River which will be delivered tomorrow morning...

[happydogx2]

Would you like yours filleted, smoked or in strips? At Cascade Locks & will be on the river at 6:00am.

It’s even smoky up here - White Samon fire. Can’t wait ‘tiil the snow starts and extenguishes these fires.

[tubebender]

Is fishing so good that you’re still out there on the river with the sea lions???

[tubebender]

Is fishing so good that you’re still out there on the river with the sea lions???

[happydogx2]

Six guys & had four fish in the boat by 8:00am then the bite died. I caught two but one was a throw back. 3 of the guys were from Oklahoma and flew out just to fish the Columbia for 3 days. The other 2 drove from Idaho - also to fish for 3 days. Cold, damp and extremely windy on the river. All in all a fun trip.

I gotta select my team; I’ll trade you 5 Kazlowski’s for 2 J.J.’s.

[tubebender]

I saw that you were out of JJs for the rest of the season while I have 7 Kezzes

[happydogx2]

I need to learn to spell “Keselowski”.

I’ve still got 2 J.J.’s but 8 Kaz’s. How ‘bout a 5 for 1 trade?

Darn it, the weather doesn’t look very good for Sunday’s race:

http://wx-man.com/NASCAR/new-hampshire-motor-speedway-nascar-weather-forecast-an-unsettled-feeling/

[tubebender]

That’s it... let’s change the subject

[happydogx2]

Didja see that Allmendinger has been re-instated by NASCAR? That has to be the shortest drug suspension ever.

[tubebender]

Heard that from my son yesterday. I didn’t believe him either

[tubebender]

Breaking news Norm Holey Moley

[MtnClimber]

Wow, does a prescription ADD drug give you a driving advantage?

[NormsRevenge]

Keep the thread alive, I will post a new one Friday.. promise. off to pickup wifey from a Hawaii vacation.

[happydogx2]

I’ve personally have never tried it. Everything I’ve ingested before driving makes me really stupid which is why I gave those things up. Its astounding that ‘Dinger had a couple of month suspension when the standard seems to be 2+ years.

Norm. Pls explain why you are picking up your wife from a Hawaii vacation. Granted, I didn’t go with my wife to Disney World in Florida for her seminar that she’ll return from Saturday evening...but...Hawaii??