Hey folks—whatever you post here, let’s not denigrate Islam!
Your fearless Leader
Oh, we mustn’t allow that to happen! All those peace-loving islamiacs might get, well, offended or something...
In light of this latest revelation from the ever-so-peaceful jihadi world, it’s time to up our contribution, I’d say, rather than cut back, as so many are now demanding. We should increase our CAIR packages from, say, 10 to 50 megatons. That should effectively end all misunderstandings that have so far been a hindrance to establishing proper relations with the Muslim world. And it’s loooong freakin’ overdue. In the spirit of our current president, we can issue one last apology - “Sorry for taking so long, ragheads!”