[workerbee]

"You were born in Hawaii?" the president said. Then he added teasingly: "You have a birth certificate?"

Too bad the kid's parents didn't have the wherewithall to say, "Yeah, he DOES have a birth certificate, how come YOU don't, you lying m'fo'Marxist?"

[The people have spoken]

Or “Yeah, he DOES have a birth certificate, and it wasn’t created in Photoshop.”

[PA-RIVER]

One of these days that might happen. Or , “Wow, you look just like your communist Dad, Frank !”