[demkicker]

I’m allergic to his speeches. They make me violently ill.

[SMARTY]

Actually, I just bought a new TV and I was afraid that I'd throw my shoe at it.

Too bad. My natural instinct is to see and hear both sides to anything... but with Liberal politicians, it's all too predictable and nauseating.

Liberals behave as if America has only ONE party, and has never had ...should never have more than one party... THEIRS!

I don't think that will work. Actually, there isn't a place on earth where it works or has EVER worked!

You don't need a Ph.D. in political science or history to know that.