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Leaving on a jet plane - Chantal Kreviazuk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68NuTUdJX8U

134 posted on 09/06/2012 6:05:45 PM PDT by fatman6502002 (Time will tell)

To: fatman6502002

“Leaving on a jet plane - Chantal Kreviazuk”

I much prefer this version, which has long since been erased from the internet:

Naked On A Jet Plane
(Lyrics to the tune of “Leaving On A Jet Plane”)

All their clothes are off, they’re ready to go.
The stewardess walks in through the door.
They say they’ve spilled their coffee, let it dry.

Well, I booked my ticket on Southwest.
But then I saw the pilot’s chest.
They’ve stripped down to their skivies when they fly.

So fly me and strip for me
It’s a nightmare trip for me.
Close the cockpit door before you go.

Cause their naked on a jet plane.
Don’t know when I will fly again.
Don’t let your undies show.

Southwest fired them for their stupid prank.
I wondered just how much they drank.
Just one more beer they wouldn’t wear a thing.

First the pilot’s drunk and then he’s nude.
And then they feed us crappy food.
In first class you can see their ding-a-ling.

So, fly me and strip for me.
It’s a nightmare trip for me.
Close the cockpit door before you go.

Cause their naked on a jet plane.
I don’t know when I will fly again.

Naked on a jet plane.
I don’t know when I will fly again.

Don’t let your undies show.

178 posted on 09/06/2012 6:28:35 PM PDT by pops88 (Standing with Breitbart for truth.)

To: fatman6502002

Thanks Fatman ((((Hugs))))

453 posted on 09/07/2012 3:28:18 PM PDT by fatima (Free Hugs Today :))

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