[CrazyIvan]

I'm surprised the author doesn't claim that they come to
life at night and dance around the room celebrating all the
death and misery they cause.

[GladesGuru]

Guns pose a threat to the fine people in the City of Brotherly Loath. To help alleviate this risk to safety, I will accept all those guns shipped if to me post paid.

[Rinnwald]

I'm surprised the author doesn't claim that they come to life at night and dance around the room celebrating all the death and misery they cause.

The Dementors that guard the room at night prevent that from happening.