[Yossarian]

Ah, yes, Scarlett. A Hollywood braniac who's famous for boinking elderly Sean Penn at the White House Correspondent's Dinner last year.

Who's quoted as saying "it's part of being human to be tested for STDs".

Well, at least HIV testers and, ah, DC-area biohazard-capable janitors (cough) have seen increased employment with Obama's buddies on the scene....

[a fool in paradise]

Why isn’t Code Pinko getting A-list entertainment to join the Dancing Vaginas Troupe?