This speech was written at a fourth grade level, the level just above where fantasy yields to reality.
The speech was pure mythology.
I loved the fable of Ba-rack picking up the Mooch with a rust bucket.
The truth is, she was Ba-rack’s superior at the law firm they worked for, and as a Princeton Graf, she was probably a bitch on wheels.
At least Ann Romney did not lie when she spoke. The Mooch had to lie with every word, including “and” and “the”.
I think you meant 'Grad'... but 'Graf(t)' is(would be) funnier.
(p.s. This was written at a 13th grade level)