[Iron Munro]

I'm almost certain it's a prescription theraputic device Bawney wears to control his
drooling, spitting and the excessive spraying of bodily fluids when he tries to talk.

But I could be wrong.

[dfwgator]

and the excessive spraying of bodily fluids

That's not something I want to see in a sentence about Bawney Fwank.

[Ann Archy]

Maybe he;ll get ZAPPED when he tells a LIE!! Nahhhh....more likely he’d get ZAPPED if he told the TRUTH, which will NEVER happen!