[oliviasdad]

Mormon rituals, learn secret handshakes, avoid cokes and coffee...

Giving up Cokes I could handle, but I'd backslide every morning when I had my half a pot of Maxwell House Breakfast Blend.

[RaisingCain]

“Giving up Cokes I could handle, but I’d backslide every morning when I had my half a pot of Maxwell House Breakfast Blend.”

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Reminds me of that episode from Seinfield. “NO HEAVEN FOR YOU!” and then they snatch away your salvation.