[Mountain Bike Vomit Carnage]

Probably loaded with radios, vests, cool sun glasses, MP-5’s, M-16’s and 1000’s of rds of ammo. Move along folks ——Nothing to see here!

All useless since the buy-back program is over.

[Smokin' Joe]

Probably loaded with radios, vests, cool sun glasses, MP-5’s, M-16’s and 1000’s of rds of ammo. Move along folks ——Nothing to see here!

All useless since the buy-back program is over.

Maybe not. If mounting a 'false flag' operation, it would be handy to be able to walk in hauling the right weapons, listening on the right frequencies, and wearing the right gear. Especially if the 'missing' gear is off the inventory back at the shop and can't be traced, except to the absent u-haul. The theft could be blamed on anyone from Illinois NeoNazis to the campfire girls, and planted to back that up at just the right location.

An inside job? You'd think someone would have been watching the truck... As Holmes said in the Hound of the Baskervilles, 'the dog which didn't bark...'

Now, 'round up the usual suspects...'