Now Zero is one of those who in high school was clearly the local perpetually stoned Jeff Spicolli (Fast Times, etc). In college he was probably one of the perpetually stoned guys endlessly throwing the Frisbee on the intramural athletic fields. People my rugby team used to “accidentally” kick the ball to, so we could practice forming rucks. Later in life he would still be there throwing the Frisbee if it hadn't been for somebody intervening and picking up his "tab" for his further "adventures". In person he still would be (and is!) a bore but unlike Clinton a sanctimonious bore!
Clinton was great at those frats —yeah in his spare time when he wasn’t organizing Anti American rallies and then later snuffing coke and raping women