[Lonesome in Massachussets]

[Insert name here] had aspirations to be a rapper, had either been signed or was about to sign with a major label, according to friends.

Google Oscar Wilde Little Neil “one must have a heart of stone to read the death of Little Nell without dissolving into tears . . . of laughter.”

[raccoonradio]

To paraphrase Joe Walsh’s Life’s Been Good to Me So Far:

My souped up car goes one twenty five
I lost my life, (expletive), now I can’t drive.

(not that the aspiring young rapper would have been familiar with the tune)