If any of the workers on this monstrosity are freepers, listen. There is only one thing to do. Go up on the scaffolding when nobody’s looking, unzip your fly and do the necessary. The DNC is officially insane. Only a well-placed golden stream can save us all from it. Or maybe it would be better to just build it, let it be filmed and shown publicly, and scare the bejeebers out of everyone so they’ll vote for Mitt. Never mind. Keep it in your pants.
Some One already beat you to it. Washington Times: Rains wash away Mount Obama in Charlotte, N.C.
CHARLOTTE, N.C. A torrential downpour that struck Charlotte Saturday afternoon damaged the Mount Rushmore-style sand sculpture bust of President Obama an ominous beginning to what many fear is a plagued convention.Workers were trying Saturday afternoon to reform the base of the sculpture, built from sand brought in from Myrtle Beach, S.C., pounding and smoothing out the sand that had washed off the facade of the waist-up rendering of the chief executive.
The sand sculpture was protected from above, and Mr. Obama's face didn't see too much damage. But the storm was so strong that its heavy winds blew the rain sideways, pelting the president's right side and leaving the sand pockmarked and completely erasing his right elbow.