social justice = High Plains Drifter
Romney = Batman
Ryan = Robin
abortion = pre-natal summary execution
death penalty = post-natal abortion
assisted suicide = obamacare
born gay = birth defect
moderate muslim = out of bullets
naacp = kwaanza kook klan
sustainable development = slaves’ quarters
fairness = censorship
global warming = beer fårt
electric cars = arsine poisoning
bipartisan = twice as bad
more taxes = more police = more of a police state
Republican plan = cut, cap, balance
Democrat plan = lie, cheat, steal
Liberal postion = drop drawers, bend over, grab ankles
U.N. = Un-indicted co-conspirators