"If the ice sheet collapses, the greenhouse gas could be released into the atmosphere and dramatically worsen global warming, researchers warn in "
QUICK! We MUST hire ice researchers to study this danger! The Government must provide $70,000 grants to as many experts forecasting this danger as possible! Otherwise we are DOOMED!
There are far more serious problems than stinky gas on ice, my friend. Far more serious ...
If the Deadites gain control of the Necronomicon Ex Mortis mankind faces the greatest evil, uh, faces some really bad stuff and a bunch of other words I just can't remember. Dammit.