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To: nickcarraway
I dunno - it isn't really a serious piece, but to take it just seriously enough for a moment - one reproductive mechanism requires a laboratory, the other requires a penis. There are more penises than laboratories, or at least I believe that to be the case, although I'll await for statistical verification from someone else. From the point of view of species survival, I'm afraid I'll have to vote for Mr. Happy.

There is, actually, quite a bit more to human survival than this if one insists on including culture, which is, at its core, simply another ploy in the natural selection game. Here the value of the male is what he brings to the game in his normal areas of specialization of defense, construction, and beer-drinking. It is not to say that females cannot fill that function; it is to say that incorporating specialists tends to stretch the corpus of cultural survival ploys. Moreover, can we say that a culture in which nobody lights farts with a Zippo or a .45 is a culture worth living in? I thought not.

31 posted on 08/29/2012 11:52:38 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: Billthedrill
Moreover, can we say that a culture in which nobody lights farts with a Zippo or a .45 is a culture worth living in? I thought not.

A woman I work with has been crying for 4 weeks straight-her bf broke up with her.. We males are not obsolete yet.

38 posted on 08/29/2012 12:00:54 PM PDT by trailhkr1
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To: Billthedrill
A machine can't take you out to dinner, love and nurture you and take you home and make sweet love to you. Ask Chef on South Park.

LLS

55 posted on 08/29/2012 12:36:05 PM PDT by LibLieSlayer (If romney is our only chance... we have less of a chance than a Massachusetts fetus.)
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