[Buckeye McFrog]

Mayor was a Republican?

[Buckeye McFrog]

attacked by a 500-pound donkey

[insert Roseanne Barr joke here]

[Olog-hai]

What’s the next headline, “Democratic mayor killed by 8,000-lb elephant” . . . ?

[RobbyS]

I was determined not to be the first one to make that joke. But a rampacious burro is no joke. My best to his family.