What does poisoning a Washington State apple crop, and overthrowing
the Government have in common? I have no frekin idear.
They're both in Washington?
Simple.
The poison they would use would force your face to smile in a weird grimace. This would expose your teeth to the air, depriving them of the protective effects of salive. Gingivitus would result, causing people's teeth to be in jeopardy.
In the meantime, these gentlemen would have bought up all the toothbrushes in all the stores, and kidnap every dentist in America.
So, when people needed to brush their teeth or get dental work, THESE MEN WOULD HAVE THE MARKET CORNERED.
They would demand you renounce allegience to America, and join their new state of Mepps.
Insidious.
You HAD to be there at the time it was dreamed up...
WASHINGTON, man!!!