You are a bureaucrat, whether you know it or not. You think like one, argue like one, and have a huge blind spot to humor, figures of speech and soft rhetoric because you have a type B left brain wired mind that cannot comprehend those.
Thus, the accountant and lawyer comparison were just decoys as a way to bury bureaucrat. Both accountants and lawyers are basically bureaucrats with a specific skill and license. And you can be either of the three and be an absolute idiot, so if you took a thrill from the comparison, save it. And like I said, you are a bureaucrat regardless of what else you are .