I couldn’t be anything less than a conservative.
My first piano teacher fled Stalin’s Russia and she used to tell me horror stories......hear me? HORROR stories.
According to your definition of the word “conservative.” But today you’ve been all over the forum bashing “socons” in the most stringent terms I’ve ever seen anyone do on this forum, and explained how the country would become a “libertarian paradise” if they all disappeared off the face of the earth tomorrow.