[COBOL2Java]

Akin is the drowning guy who turns away the Coast Guard in a hurricane because God will save him.

[nomad]

Punchline: He gets to the pearly gates and asks, "Why didn`t you save me?" God replies, "You didn`t see the Coast Guard cutter I sent?"

[Uncle Chip]

Akin is the drowning guy who turns away the Coast Guard in a hurricane because God will save him.

And who is the Coast Guard here??? the people telling him to just go away.